Seriously chick. I do not care about what your wedding is going to have. I do not believe in weddings and will not have one myself so stop talking to me about it
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
thats because they are still drake and josh
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life.
ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE
WHY IS THIS BACK
*thinks about responsibilities*
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.